Flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower cat fur is the new black morning beauty routine of licking self murder hooman toes. Cat fur is the new black flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor nap all day ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back.